My fellow Steemers I bring to you evidence and proof of concept for the latest innovation coming from Apple! This is no joke, it will be the best thing since the plastic bag and will revolutionise the bag industry. Just think how lucky you are to live in an era when such an invention was given to the world and patented to avoid cheap knock offs.
I Give to you the iBag - for all you bagholders far and wide
Here is a link to the Patent which has been approved!
As stated in the Abstract
A paper bag is disclosed. The paper bag may include a bag container formed of white solid bleached sulfate paper with at least 60% post-consumer content.
You can read what is definitely included in the patent but here I will reveal what features which may be included when the iBag is fully released. Please note these are rumours and are subject to change
- You will be able to use existing lightning chargers (with an adapter from the Apple store $1000)
- Wireless charging capabilities possible which will require your domestic electric supply to change to a new 600V format
- Battery life is going to last almost 1 day on a full charge with no usage
- Headphones and chargers can be connected at the same time! The adapter for this is $2000 from the Apple store
- The latest technology in water resistance, will mean that the bag will not disintegrate for at least a few seconds (please note the iBag is not waterproof and you cannot go diving with it)
- Discounts available for double baggers
- Dash and Steem wallets can be carried within the bag and will no longer be banned from the app store
- New 3 dimensional gesturing commands that you have seen in Iron man to manipulate the iBag
Here is a previous innovation that some of you may already own from 2015
If you have any questions I will do my best to answer but I feel I have already released too much information. These breakthroughs in the field of quantum computing and game theory will revolutionise the industry. If you don't hear from me then you know that I have been silenced for releasing groundbreaking technology that is not yet ready for the general population. It may take decades for the iBag to be fully developed and tested.