By the light of the moon...
I'm often asked by my non-crypto friends about where crypto currency comes from. To crypto people like ourselves it can seem pretty obvious. Crypto money is made in The Magical Fairy Forest of Crypto Land. Take for example Bitcoin, this only grows in the moonlight around fairy toadstools. Bitcoin foragers have specially trained hogs that they take out on leads to sniff out the Bitcoin early in the morning, whilst it is at its freshest. Some other crypto can be found in the deep caves behind the Satoshi Falls, but this takes a special kind of mining to gather it.
It's amazing what you can find in the woods!
