Announcing the loss of our friend, Brad Bananastein

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It came as a shock to many of the Banana Collective to learn that one of our own beloved members, Brad Bananastein, went to the big Banana Palm in the Sky.


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Brad was the unfortunate victim of a produce truck gone out of control, which first bounced him out of the bed of the truck and then, reversing, ran over him.

Brad was squished instantly.

"The world's gone bananas," Brad's neighbor, Nat Peelings, was heard to mutter.

The quick-thinking banana farmer, always one to make lemonade out of lemons, immediately scooped Brad up and rushed him over to the plastic vacuum sealer, made him into a neat package, and shipped him to a chain store in the U.S.

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We will always remember hanging out with you, Brad. You'll always have a bunch of friends here, in the Banana Collective.


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