Blimey Bernard! There's Only a Bloody Bat in the Bathroom!

I knew something was up last night when I saw our two cats holding a stake out next to one of our indoor plant pots.

Cat Face 1: What now, partner?
Cat Face 2: Now? Now we wait...
Cat Face 1: How long d'ya think it'll take?
Cat Face 2: [Slowly licks paw] Shuddup and keep watching..
Cat Face 1: [Sighs]Pass the bloody cat nip then.


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This morning, both Cat Faces acted as if nothing was out of the ordinary. As if they hadn't both been chasing a bat around the house all night while we were sleeping the sleep of the just.

But then was a clatter and thumping as the children ran downstairs yelling, Muuuuuuummmmmm!! There's a bat in the bathroom!!!

And sure enough there was:

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Photo by @johleen, risking life and limb by standing on tiptoes on the side of the bath before I've had my second cup of coffee.



Yeah, I know that picture is kinda underwhelming.

But it's a bat.

And it's in our bathroom!!

So if anyone knows how to get a bat out of your house....I'm all ears...!!


Hey thanks for reading!

Do comment below if you:

a) Know how to remove bats from bathrooms
b) Have a funny bat joke you'd like to share
c) Are a wealth of bat information and fancy showing off.


Follow me, @johleen if you like the kind of stuff I do. If you don't, don't!!

Much love!

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