Hi there? I'm Joseph, but you can call me the guy who escaped the sexual temptations of Potiphar's wife, don't crack yet, wait for it and when I'm done send in the SBDs
SHIT HAS DIMENSIONS
Sometimes I use to imagine a lot of things and I know you're imagining these things too but we're afraid people will brand us names, the thing is how many of you use to think Alicia keys was Alicia kiss? I was 10 years when I first heard the name then I kept wondering "does she kiss people that much?" I kept this question in my heart for so long, how the hell was a ten year old suppose to know that "keys" and "keys" were homophones? forgive me if I wasn't that brilliant in class, but that's the problem, we often have so many misconceptions in life but I think I should face my demon and have people laugh at me
MISCONCEPTIONS IS BABE
Many people on steemit are really suffering from misconceptions, expecially the one's who are new here, but who knows the three "SSS" at the middle of @sweetsssj Signifies the three steem emblem on the old steemit logo? I betcha you thought it was too much typing of SSS and like maybe @abh12345 put too much numbers in his name like an alien
Hold on, don't bite me yet I'm still cooking, I use to think whales were people with 75 reputation upward until I got a 100% upvote from a guy rep 70 and it was 10 cent I apologized to my stupidity and slapped my foolishness, you see I never wanted to ask people questions I didn't wanted to be called a newbie, seriously the tag "newbie" is demoralizing, I was on a reputation of 30 but I was looking for the UPGRADE TO PREMIUM" button on steemit three days after I joined you know like most scams would have, Sorry I meant like some "click ads and get $200" websites on google, sorry for mentioning but those guys gave me heart attack and scammed my intelligence @diebitch you feel my stupidity?
As I was saying the "UPGRADE TO PREMIUM" button wasn't there and I will have to bear the name newbie. I saw @exyle's post it had 400$ and it was trending, believe me it have you ever seen a baby cub roaring at a tiger? Exactly how I felt.
don't kill me yet please, I'm under the influence of something strong, and if I defame anyone's character take me to court, I will simply well the judge I had too much to drink, now can i continue?
I replied a bot who welcomed me on steemit in my introductory post I asked the bot which country he was from, but as you all know, the damn thing didn't reply, many people would have fallen for this cheeky charade but excuse me if I can talk to whoever is in charge here? Anybody? I thought as much.
I will have to tell you, the thing is I use to think babies dropped from the sky, I never knew the man would you know have to erhm.................... did you get that part? Because I would never mention sex on this blockhain, Children of 5 years are now registering on steemit I wonder what they will post, their school homework? Anyways, I got to 15 years of before I discovered babies comes out their mother's anus you can't imagine the relief I felt when I discovered.
PLEASE LAUGH IT WILL HELP ME
Wow are you laughing? You should, even if my stupidity was foolish, at least I wouldn't let it waste you deserve a little bit of laughter, it will cure your PTSD at least
Now one last thing promise me to laugh when I'm done here, it will help me chase my career as a traffic controller, I planned to be cop in the future and in my country you need to be very funny to be a sergeant now don't even ask me my country I was born on a aeroplane ontop the Indian ocean that makes me from Oceania, is that a continent?
I would love to thank @bigram he loves to post about poop, he's a whale and thankfully he doesn't use @ginabot