I was sitting around having a couple brewskis with some of my friends when in our wasted state we started discussing a common topic that comes up when my rowdy friends and I drink. ....Jugs .... I forgot how the topic was brought up but we all had different preferences and our debate spanned hours into the wee hours of the morning.
Friend one , who is female, proclaims that the bigger the better. And goes on about how much more convenient bigger jugs are. Her main talking point was that you can do so much more with her bigger jugs then you can do with smaller ones and proceeds to show me her jugs while screaming, " look at these bad boys ".
Now friend two heard this and decided to defend herself since what she was hodling was more of an average size. She begins to make her case and says my average size jugs are just as fun and durable as any over-sized jugs. In fact average sized jugs are easier to carry around and easy to handle. She proceeds to show her jugs and also screams ... " Look at these bad boys ".
At this point things start to get rowdy with the big jug supporters and average jug supporters talking above each other. I sit back and watch in amazement as a new group emerges and begins to stake their claim. Proudly and loudly they proclaim ... Big Jugs are not better ... Medium or average size jugs are not better ... small jugs are not better. In fact we prefer to drink straight from the bottle.
I fear this debate will never end so I decided to come here in my intoxicated state to ask the good people of Steemit what size jugs they prefer or maby you are like my friends in group three who prefer the bottle.
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Disclaimer
: No Jugs were mishandled in the making of this topic
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This has been an entry into Comedy Open Mic Round 27.As per contest rules I must nominate two other Steemians. This week I would like to nominate, @costanza and @coinsandchains I look forward to seeing your entries !