I have a buddy that is completely obsessed with 💩. I'm not sure where his fascination comes from but he likes to drop it into the conversation all the time. I think he needs to pinch it off, wipe it away, and flush it down the drain. I don't mean to imply that he needs the idea mentioned below (Butt) ......
It got me to thinking though. Someone should come up with a product or drug that hinders ones ability to say stupid shit. I'm not implying that my friend says stupid shit but wouldn't it be great if there was a drug to inhibit diarrhea of the mouth.
I know, I know. You're thinking Duct Tape performs the same function or a ball gag would be handy but you can't really wear those out in public without people thinking you're a kidnapping victim or you're into some kinky shit in the bedroom so ideally a drug would be beneficial. Maybe it could have an added bonus of regrowing hair. The downside , depending on your rationale, would mean some will be slipping it to others without their knowledge but I'm sure we all know someone who needs it whether they know it or not. Win win in my book.
I've even come up with a name and marketing ad: 
What do you think? Anyone know a someone with pharmaceutical expertise that can make this happen. Thanks in advance!
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