Ohhh... Man! How much do we love to give honest brutal & sarcastic reply. There no bigger victory than shutting the mouth of your opponent. And strong rebuttal doesn't discriminate between friends and foes.
If you think that you are one of those honest, brutal & witty guy who doesn't fear to speak his or her mind without any prejudice
Then, I dare you to reply...!
It is most exciting and simplest CONTEST!
You have to give a bold & fittest reply to a statement in one sentence only. Then RESTEEM and UPVOTE this post. That' all.
🏆WIN PIZE POOL OF 2 SBD or MORE🏆
🏆🏆 RESULT of CONTEST #4🏆🏆
I got many great replies to “Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?” - Steve Jobs
It's Time for
@dexterdev - Winner - "That's why I am using steemit instead of fb!"
@bigtom13 - Runner-UP - "Because all pirates eventually swing from a yardarm."
@lovelymkylie - Runner-UP - "Pirates don't have wifi, how do you want me to use my (i)phone?"
Entries from @iluvmycielo @supermattjimenez @mjo @oleevertwist @liberviarum @coderzairos @anoopsingh @mvrr007 @kalemandra @ingenierogabriel are also very interesting.
@justusagenstum your entry ("Because the Navy has bigger boats and better prosthetics...when was the last time you saw an Admiral with a peg leg, or a patch over one eye...") was considered for winner but unfortunately you didn't follow all the rules.
Thank you @ecoinstant (Winner DTR#4) for your help to select Winners. I know it would have been tough task to select top 5 out of so many good entries. Thanx a lot man! for doing great job.
Thank you all contestants for participating.
To Visit Contest#5 click here.
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NOW
Contest#6 || STATEMENT
“If inciting people to do that is terrorism, and if killing those who kill our sons is terrorism, then let history be witness that we are terrorists.”
Note: This is really tough. Lets see how would you restrict your reply in one sentence only...?
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HOW TO ENTER
- UPVOTE & RESTEEM this post.
- Give reply to above statement in one sentence only. And yes! abusive words are allowed as long as you are not disrespecting the personality who has said the above statement.
RULES
- 1 entry is allowed from an account.
- The WINNERS will be selected by @dpatcher on the basis of witty but fittest reply.
- To select next Winners, I want to invite last time winner @dexterdev to select top 5 fittest reply after the completion of Contest #6.
- Contest will be open for 5 days only. I will not accept entry after 5PM UTC (Universal Time) on 18th February 2018.
🏆 🏆 I really want to increase prize pool but unable to do so because I am not getting enough rewards to even cover 2 SBD so I am eager to get support from steem-power packed steemians to run this contest. Also I would like to get suggestion regarding this.🏆🏆
Also visit: TO TELL A TALE of a Picture Contest #7
Love from-
The Patcher (@dpatcher)
