Punday Monday #34! Happy Valentine's Day! Also PRIZES! Join the fun! Enter this contest!

Happy punday, all!

Last week's PUNtries were sPUN here:
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(the picture is clickable! But here's the link, just so no one is confused...

@improv/free-to-enter-contest-try-your-punning-skills-win-crypto-prizes-punday-monday-33)

If you're not sure how to properly pun, here's the how-to :

@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
Be a cool PUNk, read that junk!

Last week's POCKET choice award winner was

@improv/oops-pocket-friday-on-saturday
... @doctorcrypto! Congrats! A warm welcome back to the fold (ed clothing... this is a laundry basket of humor)!
The folks in the POCKET Choice winner's circle are @miniature-tiger, @lilygolightly, @chrisroberts, @stinawog, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @diebitch, and @paul.atreides.

On to the winner!

We had a trio of delightfully unexpected puns... Joey (the baby kangaroos), Geoid (the earth) and Choy-ed (cabbage). We also had a trio of jokes I didn't get, but I am happy nonetheless to appreciate the odd nonsense they contained... something about a sand boy? And fleas? I don't know. I loved them regardless.
There was no video winner this week, unfortunately, but our big winner is...
@paul.atreides! for taking his pun the extra step and teaching us about kangaroo contraceptive studies.

Yay!

The winner winners win an upvote from me on a post of their choice along with a @tipu tip! Include your link with the next pun you post, @doctorcrypto and @paul.atreides!

This week!

I want you to pun about Valentine's Day stuff! @haphazard-hstead is not having a party, unfortunately, but we should provide plenty of entertainment over here that it overflows onto her property! Make each other laugh!

Here's a pun!
Aphrodite's dentist told her she'd eaten too much candy. She opened her mouth and two matching baby angels with quivers and heart-shaped bows flew out. "Yes, that's what happens. You've lost your bi-cupids."

I have faith that you will do better!

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