Welcome to Punday Monday!

This week's Punday OVERALL BEST PUN WINNER will get 1 SBI! (Check out @steembasicincome to learn what this is)

If you’re new here, pull up a stool, order a pie-nt, and get to know some of the regulars! I’m your puntender, @improv.
You can jump in any time, and if you aren’t sure how to make a pun, here’s a handy dandy guide:
@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

If you’re an oldtimer, welcome back! Get to know some of the whippersnappers, here, have a pun-nt on the house (What do you get when you cross an avocado with a doughnut? An avoca do not serve that to me.). You might be interested in the results of our first annual best pun contest:
@freewritehouse/punday-monday-year-one-day-awards-ceremony

Hang on to your punderwear...

There’s no business like show business, so let’s show you the business we’re dealing with today!

@improv/punday-monday-57-contest-free-to-join-fabulous-prizes

Awards for last week, yo!

(and stop on by @freewritehouse for some different award possibilities, lots of prizes being given out there...!)

Rookie of the Week!

Goes to @wonderwop! Not sure if this is your first outing with us, but regardless, you haven’t been punning too frequently with us before, so you get this prize this week!!!

Pocket Choice awards

@doctorcrypto! Chosen by the incredible @paul.atreides! (Not a tremendous surprise, but regardless, they’re both AWESOME)
... I think we need a few more of our participants to learn about #POCKET
@improv/pocket-friday-for-punday-monday-here-s-a-way-to-use-your-pocket-and-get-a-laugh

@biophil can teach you. Check out his posts! Regardless,
The folks in the POCKET Choice winner's circle are @miniature-tiger, @lilygolightly, @chrisroberts, @stinawog, @f3nix, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @diebitch, @acolucky, @ablaze, and @paul.atreides.

and our grand prize...

The prize for best pun

Best pun of the entire week

Best Overall Pun

(or BOP )
goes to...

DRUMROLL, PLEASE

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@paul.atreides

For the perfect double entendre!

And what prizes do they win, you ask?

Why, as usual, all the punsters got full strength upvotes on their submissions.

Our category winners will each get to choose a post (of their own or someone else's) and I will give that post a fully powered upvote and a @tipu tip!

And furthermore, the BEST OVERALL PUN will win 1 SBI!

This week's pun topic is...

Progress!

As in,
When Phil Coulson asked Melinda May why she was taking all of the traitor’s stuff out of storage, she answered, “so we can move For Ward.”

Perfect,

This doesn’t need specialized knowledge of a geeky TV show at all….
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You see, there’s a character named Ward on the first several seasons of “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D”, and everybody’s relationship with him is complicated, so you both might need to move forward from that, and you also might be feeling a little emotionally connected to who you thought he was, and want to do something for that person, for Ward. Like, he might heal somehow wherever he is by moving and moving on… anyways, bada-bing you been punned.

I'm so good at puns....

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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