You won't believe number 4! Joke CONTEST! Pun Day Monday 14! Winners announced for week 13! Adding POCKET prizes!

Last week, we had a contest

And this week we have another contest.
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But also, the POCKET

You made jokes. Here's last week's post:

@improv/pun-day-monday-13-contest-announcement-also-winners-from-week-12-also-bonus-prizes

And here's the jokes!

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Alright everyone!

As has so far been always the case! Every pun deserves an upvote and a smile, and they got them!

But there's a clear winner (Though really, you're all fantastic and getting better every week! I can really see your pun growth. Like stubble.)

The clear winner is

Dinner roll, please.

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The winner is the Abbott and Costello-esque conversation between @paul.atreides and @doctorcrypto!
You guys should Skype chat (or whatever the kids are doing these days) and record this conversation on it as a video. You'd be famous! Wonderful silliness akin to Who's on First! You both win tips and upvotes, so send me your links!
No one made a video, so that prize goes unclaimed.

Bonus prizes!

It was mentioned to me that, now that so many folks are Pocket millionaires, maybe there should be some Pocket prizes!
This is how that will work.

You get to be the judges!

As you know, I always post a reminder about the contest on Friday. As a response to that post, and before Monday, you will send me your picks for the best pun so far, along with your send order of Pocket to that punster!
Whichever punster wins the most Pocket from you all combined will also win a tip and an upvote from me on the post of their choice, plus they will be entered into a year-end contest (this will be on week 52), where they can win 1000 pocket from me!

So, list of prizes (this is getting complicated)

  1. Best pun of my choice wins 1 upvote, 1 tip from me
  2. Best video pun of my choice wins 1 upvote, 1 tip from me
  3. Best people's choice (calculated by amount of pocket sent by you to them) wins 1 upvote, 1 tip from me AND is entered into pun pocket contest!

This week's word is

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As in, "Why is snow-person society so awful and melty? Because they all live by the mantra '(n)ICE guys finish last'"

If you need to learn how to make these jokes yourself, check out my how-to!
@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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