Hopefully y'all will remember the little lazy mouse that I told you about a few months ago in my Communication Post. He's still a problem. I don't think that will ever change. We have a love/hate relationship and the word 'hate' just mildly describes it. When I saw that the topic for the week was Liberate my first thought went to the mouse in my brain and how he must feel being trapped in the twisted place that is my mind. Good thing he drinks.
Shithead the lazy mouse
Who lives in his brainy house
He will work for beer and smokes
and claims his wheel is effing broke
When asking for mousey advice
He doesn't bother to think twice
before giving me the middle finger
the bad attitude always lingers
I think he's sick of his mousey home
he always wants to bitch and moan
he tells me I'm keeping him a slave
I tell him he should just behave
He stands on the couch, fist in the air
"Liberate me from this life of despair!"
I slap his face and knock him to the ground
Shithead better watch or I will have him bound
I just want him to make his mousey wheel spin
He just causes trouble until I give in
To his lazy mousey ways and very large ego
Not to mention the tantrum he throws
Maybe I will give him what he wants
Make him think it's just a little jaunt
Liberate him from his brainy cave
Confine him to his little mousey grave
Shithead informed me that's not a good move
Just like always, he never approves
Even drunk and stoned, I just need him there
For without him all you'd get is a zombie-like stare
This has been my Drop in the Ocean post about the topic Liberate for the awesome BuddyUP community.
