To my fans, followers and family I bring to your attention an urgent and tragic situation. It has long been known that the unity and collaboration of the steem community in times of trouble is the very most redeeming quality of the platform. If we cannot ask for help on Steem when we need it, we might as well just stop posting.
It has come to my attention that a user, our belovéd @Janton, 8 time winner of the ever popular Engagement Leagues, needs our help. His health is suffering, his back is aching and now we, the steemiest steemians, can come to his aid.
I have heard it from his very text, revealed onto the blockchain, that he is in real pain. The metal bits of his current out-dated folding chair are poking into him as he spends late nights interacting with other users on Steem.
'Sure', you might say, 'But since he has been so successful, maybe we should just let it keep poking him!'
And I thought that too! Until this week! I have uncontrovertible evidence that this honorable, legendary commenter is having very real problem with his arrangement.
Here we can clearly see that @janton has dropped down to second place! His standing in tatters, if we do not do something soon his self-esteem will head south as well - We must act before it is too late!
This is why I am proposing that we, the STEEM community, the most legendary and awesome community on all of the internet, step up to do something that will make an enormous difference in the life and health of one of our most prolific redfish eagerly making his way toward minnow.
We must buy @janton a new chair!
Only the highest quality folding chair will do! I have searched from one side of the internet and back again, and believe I have found exactly the remedy to what ails @janton. It is the HERCULES of folding chairs, complete with more than 2 inches of foam, triple braced and double hinged, this is the chair to sit on, this is a chair for winners.
With this folding chair under his butt, @janton will once again be able to reclaim his rightful place atop the engagement leagues, restore his honor and become the minnow we all know that he can be.
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