I’m going to tell you about one of my favorite sex moves to do as a treat for my man. This one is saved for very special occasions. It’s a little unusual, I suppose, but I call it the monkey’s wedding. Why, you ask? Because I’m strange, I suppose.
Anyway, I’m sure you want to actually hear the good part. The monkey in this case is the ‘groom’ so to speak (the male part of the anatomy if you will) and the wedding party, well, that’s the party side of things.
It works best if you’re single, in an open relationship, or at least don’t mind stepping out of the norm and watching your man get some extra attention. My best friend and I love to do this together with her boyfriend or mine. It’s basically like an entire ceremony of lathering attention on the ‘groom.’
We make it very official and romantic, like a wedding should be. As usual, the groom doesn’t care about the flowers or the candles, but since he ends up with the prize at the end, he’s willing to go along.
The 'groom' gets caressed, okay, teased, with the soft petals of the flowers. The candle light makes it feel so much more official, of course. Then the groom is lathered with special attention and gets kisses from the bride and her bridesmaid.
Unlike a typical wedding, the monkey’s wedding focuses all of the attention on the groom and he’s not allowed to lift a finger or do any of the work himself. He just gets to lie back and enjoy being adored, tasted, tantalized and taken.
Sometimes the bride and her bridesmaid take turns, sometimes they work together and sometimes, if the groom is truly lucky, he gets some fine entertainment right in front of his face while the bride and bridesmaid get distracted with each other for a moment or two.
It makes for a nice bit of ceremony and always ends up with… shall we say, ‘rice’ being spurted everywhere on the willing participants.
It’s pretty nice. You should try it sometimes. It might make you realize that weddings aren’t so bad after all. 😎
- Day One: Banana's Are a Great Source of Potassium
- Day Two: The Painting
- Day Three: Exploration: Erotica
- Day Four: Holding Hands
- Day Five: Swing: Part 1, My Adventures in a Sex Club
- Day Six: The Cage:Part 2, My Adventures in a Sex Club
- Day Seven: NSFW Five is my Favorite Number: The Finish, My Adventures in a Sex Club
- Day Eight: Home Alone erotica
