I thought I'd try my hand at @jayna's #fiftywords challenge, so this is my entry!
Honey, you're like spicy cheese balls with jalapeno!
Cheese balls!? You dare to compare me with something so mundane as cheese balls?
Well, a crusty shell to protect from the prying eye, hot and spicy insides, that becomes soft and welcoming – given time.
Well Mister, it appears you’re quite smooth.