When life hands you lemons… (a 5o-Word Story for @jayna)
Greetings, 50-worders and readers. This is my entry to @jayna's #fiftywords challenge. This week’s prompt is “LEMON.”
*You can see the challenge post here: @jayna/thisweeks50-wordchallengepromptandlastweeksround-up-tapxsp2pdp
When life hands you lemons…
“Why are you rubbing lemon on his balls, Ma’?”
“That’ll bring ’im back to life.”
“Why didn’t you do that last night when you picked him up?”
“Shut up! They don’t mind to booze up their youth. He looked so wasted and I needed something from his unconscious self!”
Si del cielo te caen limones… (una historia en 5o palabras)
“¿Por qué le echas limón en las bolas, Ma’?”
“Pa’ revivi´lo.”
“¿Por qué no le hiciste eso cuando lo recogiste anoche?”
“¡Cállate! A elloj no lej importa desperdicia’ su juventu’ en la bebida. Estaba guerto mierda y desmaya’o me servía mejor.”
Thanks for your reading. Looking forward to your comments.
