Sometimes, a man gets hungry. And sometimes, a man needs content to post to his blog. And sometimes, although more rarely, that man will hang his camera above his stove, risking steam damage to its internal components, and get 30 minutes of video of him cooking which he will them import into iMovie, speed up by 20x, and use as the entry into a comedy contest. Why, you ask? Because buzzbomb, that's why. I mean byteball. I mean, shoot, whatever, I forgot. Because reasons.
Today, all of those things happened, and what came out the other side was beautiful. No, not that other side, I only just ate a couple hours ago and the food was thoroughly cooked. I mean this other side, this chain of blocks we all build on. This immutable and permanent record of our existence which I have just thrust my own creation upon. My grandchildren will see this one day and say: that was my grandfather - chef, composer, comedian. The trifecta of what any family would want in their patriarch.
The only thing that could make this better would be to set it to a dope soundtrack, you say? Something with tuba, you say? Oh, I gotchu fam.
Nominations are as follows:
@janton, you need to get in on this. Just tell a bunch of redneck jokes if you have to.
@disc-jitsu87, tell me a funny story. I'm sure something happened once at a dojo worth laughing about
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