For those of you not familiar with the freewrite, you basically have 5 minutes to write a story or in this case for me a peom, beginning to end. Then post it to your page.
Below is my attempt to write a poem in 5 minutes using the prompt "Fart"
Thanks to @mariannewest as always for the wonderful job she does in keeping this going every day!
The prompt post can be found here
Why not give it a go yourself!!
When you're finally comfortable in their presence,
Happy now that they know you so well,
Ah, but wait a second, what's that smell?
That's me. I've unleased these gaseous presents!
So, to airs and graces, say good riddance.
The barrier that once existed, long since fell,
Holding hands, you're breathing in what I expel,
Arse cheeks wobble wildly, with new license.
That first fart was twelve years ago today,
She's still not dropped one in all that time,
My arsefelt efforts cover both of us I'm sure,
Every day, I wonder will she stay?
Loud and proud, my ass trumpet, it does chime,
Love cant smell, thank god, as that one's manure!