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Meanwhile, at the facial beauty center...
Donna: Did you know most people have uneven brows?
Jenna: Tell me about it! Look at me, if I were her I'd tell myself to workout, I practically look like horizontal pear!
Donna: Oh girl, don't get me started! I wonder if Barbara is coming, girl you know she thick as a hose! She'd take forever to get cleaned up.
Jenna: Mm-hmm, you got that right sister!
Doorbell rings...
Barbara: Hey divas! Didn't know you'd be here, ooh don't you love this place? I could stay here forever!
Jenna: (under her breath) Yea right, with that thick body of yours I bet you will...
Barbara: What did you just say, Jenn? I heard that!
Donna: Oh Barb, don't bother! You know her, she's having a bad hair day. Can't you see she's almost high-fiving herself, she came in for help! Girl's gonna look good for the party tonight!
Jenna: Don't you act like you're innocent Donna, you said she looked like a hose!
Donna: I...
Barbara: Oh ladies, don't go hatin' on me, I know I'm fabulous! Didn't you know thick is the new thin? You girls are so funny, I'm too grown for this! My girl she so fine, I make her proud everyday! She even has a boyfriend! And I'm tellin' you, that guy has some serious brows action going on! He's got his brows on me, too! Hah!
Jenna: You think? Ugh, I want some of 'em brows action, too! Ain't nobody gonna dig me, I'm uneven AND almost featherless! What do the humans call that? Ah, yes - naked!
Donna: That's why we're here! Your human is going to get you fixed, I hope you'll get your brows on, so keep calm!
Barbara: Alright, ladies... My human's making a move now. We're going shopping! See ya, divas!
Donna and Jenna: See ya!
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