Everyone has a plan for when they'd win the lottery. Especially for the first thing they'd do with the prize money. Get a lawyer and move away are the ones I hear most often. Some have noble aspirations of building shelters for the needy and paying off loans for relatives. These are all wonderful things. Spectacular. I would absolutely do these things if I won bucketfuls of f___ you money. They aren't my first thing.
The first thing that I would do is buy a gun and shoot my dirty dishes.
Yep. Straight out of the scene from Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter Is Dead. I have wanted to do that for years. Especially after making a giant holiday meal. (I'm thinking about you Thanksgiving...)
Every time there is a huge Mega Million lottery drawing, I'm planning what dishes to shoot first. I still can't decide between the plates with the black and pink flowers or the stupid broiler pan that is an absolute pain to clean.
Actually, I'd love to make it an event! My "Hey! I just won the lottery" party event! Everyone can bring me their dishes and we'll spend an entire day blasting them out the the sky.