Hi everyone!
Here is my Day 41: 5 Minute Freewrite
Priscilla Here and I own a dairy farm.
You might be wondering what is so special about my dairy farm that sells fresh gallons of milk for only 3 cents for the next two weeks? The milk is the finest around don't ya know!
I'm writing to the paper in hopes someone can help me with something other than buying my fresh milk that is on sale for the next two weeks for 3 cents a gallon.
Well, I have this goat, Herb, he is a nice goat, a bit on the large size, why he was named Herb, after my paternal uncles, second cousins who looked a lot like Herb, the pig, when he was young.
We don't ever sell goats milk only whole fresh cows milk that is on sale for the next 2 weeks for 3 cents a gallon.
Anyway, my goat Herb, ate my Step-Mother's, Great Aunt's, daughters wedding band at a party I had a few days back.
The party, by the way, was great! Everyone had a ball! There was dancing and violin playing and Ohhhhhhhhhhh what a sight to see!
I provided everyone all the fresh milk they could drink. Did I mention we are running a sale for the next two weeks? Only 3 cents for a gallon of fresh cows milk.
Back to my goat Herb, he happened to be on clean-up duty at the party. He's a good goat he is! Unfortunately, he ate my Step-Mother's, Great Aunt's, daughters wedding band.
What I'm asking is, if anyone that was at the party where I provided all the fresh milk they could drink, did I mention we are running a sale for the next two weeks? Only 3 cents for a gallon of fresh cows milk, picked up any of Herb's droppings, as we all know goat droppings are good for the garden.
If you did happen to pick up any of Herb's droppings could you please look through those droppings for my Step-Mother's, Great Aunt's, daughters wedding band and drop it back off, clean of course, to my house so my Step-Mother's, Great Aunt's daughter will stop crying and leave my house.
Sincerely,
Priscilla Here
PS. Thank you, Town Gazzet for the free posting. I will be dropping off 6 gallons of milk, that are on sale for the next 2 weeks for 3 cents a gallon, over the next 12 days.
Happy Writing!
Snook
*Photo by me