I am Literally out of Steem........ Are you addicted to Steemit?
This is my story
Me:
I just want to thank everyone. I just to say....um....I am a steemit addict. Whoa! Where do I start? It has been an exhausting week. I have been steeming this whole time. I have really enjoyed the hours I have spent on steemit.
I didn't know what to expect. Ah..I've been steeming all day and night, just to steem. Hours turned into minutes, minutes turned into seconds. "Dinner time!" my wife would say. "What the %$#^? I thought it was breakfast time." I said. That was one of the signs of my addiction. It was so fun.
First I made my introduction page and that was fine. I started seeing followers and people actually responded to my posts. I got upvoted and people thanked me. I scoured the tags to findmy favorite topics. I posted, I commented, I gave praise to others and they did the same to me. It was the yearning to be accepted in a community where people cared what you said......I also made a poster for marketing.
I remember when I had free time to visit friends or go to the movie theater. I think its time to take a rest and enjoy the other world around me. I need steem power. Please resteem..no power...ah..steem. Why isn't my Wifi working! I have to upload my new meme.
Counselor: Ok, thank you for sharing.
Me: Is that all you can say? "Thank you for sharing." That's your comment. I appreciate it. But, more, I need more.
Counselor: Who's next?
. Me: I have 50 followers. People depend on me. I vote for them, they vote for me. I post they comment. They post I comment. It's a win, win.
Addict
[noun ad-ikt; verb uh-dikt]
Noun
- a person who is addicted to an activity, habit, or substance:
- to cause to become physiologically or psychologically dependent on something..
- to habituate or abandon (oneself) to something compulsively or obsessively:
a writer addicted to the use of high-flown language;
Counselor: It's ok to talk about your steemit addiction. We can get through this together as a team.
Me: As a steem..A teem.
Counselor: Sometime you have to just let go and see the sun and enjoy the outside world.
Me: I can do that.
Counselor: Great! Go team! Go!
That's why I made a bulletproof steemit help guide. To keep all the trolls away. Check it!
Self Help Guide to Maintain a Healthy Steemit Lifestyle
- Get at least 8 hours of rest when you can. Breaks at work etc.
- Keep fruit and vegetables next to the computer for sugar boost.
- Walk the dog between posts to brainstorm. (wave to the neighbors)
- Pay attention to your loved ones when they are awake.
- Comment on posts when the boss isn't around. (That's if you work, if not you have a lot more time to steemit. &% yah!)
- Dream about new topics to blog about.
- Drink a lot of liquids. Think electrolytes, Redbull and or coffee.
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