If you think crypto puns are bad, wait until you see mine:)
Q: What happens when you get a big whale vote?
A: You're Over-Whale-med
Q: What is the key to happiness?
A: STMIShnotm2MrSXANYkLdevil666xxxx5KMONEY6sD4rBROKE007 – Transaction key
Q: How do I get curied?
A: Cure yourself of your flaws.
Pun Courtesy: @bex-dk
Q: Why don't old posts fly into curation?
A: Because they're blockchained to the floor.
Pun Courtesy: @damianjayclay
Q:What do you call a small protein on Steemit?
A: A-mino-w
Q: Why did the minnow downvote the whale?
A : On Porpoise
Q:How do the newbies post stronger content on Steemit?
A: Including Plank-tons in their exercise routine
Q: Did you hear about the guy who bought a coin when it was mooning
A: Yeah, he’s a luna-tic
Q: Where do squabbling steemians settle disputes?
A : Discord
Q: How do you know others like your blog?
A: You have a higher self-e-steem
Q: How is Steem mined?
A: In a Steem power plant
Q: Why was the musician booed on steemit?
A: He forgot his key
Q: Why did the steemian get so many letters?
A: She kept on using her posting key
Q: Why did the steemian die at 82?
A: He lived up to his reputation
Q: How is blockchain going to help against corrupt governments?
A: By Decentra-lie-sing
