Monday...
The day that I hate the most, but trying to be positive about it since I plan to see many many more Mondays in my life. So after two days of camping on the couch and not thinking about any obligations, I had to switch my brain on working mode and go through 5-minute coffee, upvoting all what happened during the night from my toilet seat, getting dressed, getting in the car, losing my nerves with some granny-driver, cursing, swearing, struggling for a parking place, getting outta car and... SPLASH!
Something green, white, yellow and brown covered my hair, my eyes and it was slipping down to my nose! Since I woke up just 30 minutes ago, it took few seconds for me to realize: motherfucker pooped me.
I looked up and I saw three seagulls flying around!
And one of them just did his morning ritual - on me! Not a half of meter from me! Directly on me! The seagull could do it wherever it wants but no - the damn bird chose exactly this spot to release the demons!
Luckily, these days I am suffering from a cold and I always have a pack of paper tissues with me. People were passing by and laughing at me watching me removing slimy thing from my hair and forehead. Luckily, nothing slipped on my jacket.
I will not give you a satisfaction to mock me and those images were nasty, so I'll spare you from original photography in this content.
When my hair turned black again, I ran straight to my office and went into toilet.
I place my head in sink and washed it. My boss found this behavior unusual for me, so he knocked at the doors of the toilet ans asked do I have diarrhea. I got out and when he saw my wet hair, he immediately realized what happened. he told me that the bird's poop brings luck and that the price of some of my coins will probably jump today...
OK, everybody knows this superstition and, if it was true, it would be easy to get extremely rich! I would make an investment in some random coin, then come to the central station where the whole nation of pigeons live. Then I would just expose myself to them, trying to catch some of that blessed poop coming from the sky... But now, all I want to see is my shower and some shampoo!
Thank you!!!
