Kenny the Koala gets ripped!

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This gem below is one I heard back in high school, which was 20 years ago this year, I can’t remember who told it to me or I would give them credits, I have given it some creative flair, I hope you find it funny!

One warm sunny day Kenny the koala and Lenny the lizard were smoking a joint in their favourite gum tree.

After a few rounds of puff puff give, Lenny was so parched he excused himself for the watering hole, promising to come back soon.

After quenching his thirst Lenny become so fascinated with his own reflection, he fell in. Lucky for him, Bazza the crocodile was close by quickly scooping him up and dumping him on the grassy bank.

After a few coughs, Lenny proceeded to tell Bazza how he found Kenny, got ripped and needed water to stop the drys.

Hearing enough Bazza decided he needed to get in on whatever Lenny was smoking and went in search of Kenny.

He knows he’s not far when he hears him chucking to himself in the tree, upon arriving Kenny the koala glances down, does a double take and bellows.

“FAARRRKKKKKK LENNY, how much did you drink????”

That’s it for today, thanks for reading.

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