That's right even if you are a professional in New York opening on Broadway at Carolines I can say without a doubt that you are not funny.
Maybe if you are in Chicago opening at Second City I might laugh. I came to comedy open mic because I thought I could find something funny. I went through the #comedyopenmic tag and here is what I got:
The beachcombers - An entertaining family who live on the beach in Costa Freaka begging for @buttcoins.
Winny - Looking like a horse and acting one on dtube is definitely a talent @myndnow. Who knows you can replace Mr. Ed or at least Mr. Bean.
Bekirsolak - A guy who followed me and unfollowed me so many times it made my message alert dizzy. @take5 has been super kind to him. I think partly because she wanted some coffee. You should buy her a cup of coffee @bekirsolak.
DB - I though she was writing a suicide note with big bright lipstick "Goodbye" but I read more and find out she just canned her PT @diebitch.
So many Giffy images because no one has time to read what you write or watch your video anyway. @punchline is an expert in this field.
A shout out post by @sultnpapper who forgot to shout out my name.
@idikuci - copied his picture from Hemingway's Old Man and the Sea book, but at least he is not a giffy. Hey, big brother is watching you.
And here's the punchline:
"I'm not funny!"
I'm just here because I heard that @hendrikdegrote and @ben delegated 1,000,000 SP to @comdeyopenmic and I want an upvote.
Hey guys I am nominating you to make one post in the #comedyopenmic tag. I think you can bring down the house @hendrikdegrote and @ben.
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