~Welcome to Haffanower. These are the words you are now reading. This is episode eleven. New here? Spoiler here. I think you'll enjoy this, so please do, but I'd recommend starting at episode one at some point. Some jokes,references and of course the story line depend on previous episodes. Most episodes are short. It should not take long, you'll be entertained along the way and end up right back here. All images are produced by me, of course. Haffanower Episode One.
On Haffanower...
Oh, hello, I didn't see you there. My name is Milford Sass. I normally empty the trash cans. I'll be filling in while the usual narrator is on stress leave. Apparently someone pissed in his coffee last time. He's been calling in sick ever since.
I was forced to drink piss once, I too became stressed out after so I can relate. We all hope you get better soon!
Anyway, the show must go on. During the last episode, our heroes took a fast turn straight into the gaze of our local law enforcement. Their car is in terrible shape after an unfortunate incident and I have a strong feeling they're about to be lit up. Frozen in fear is where we find them. Let's see what happens next, shall we!
Act Normal!
Did you thay polithe!
Eyes to the floor my big chocolate whore. You know what I pay you for.
Shut up back there! Be quiet, no sudden movements. I'll just drive normal. See. He won't even notice, he's looking the other way.
You are doing fine. As soon as you pass him, take your next left and pin it.
Yeah that's a good idea, we have to get the hell out of here. I can't handle this. I need to tell you guys something, it's kind of important.
Cry? What the hell makes you think I'd want to cry!
I just assumed you were... emotional.
Ith okay to cry!
Thorry thweety!
I don't have to cry! What the fuck is wrong with you guys! Damn!
I was just thinking it's a good time to mention something you all should probably know.
Dammit, PK! I'm not gay! I'm high as fuck on MUSHROOMS!!
Fuck, I think the cop heard!
Shit! He's staring us down. Act normal!
Fuck! I think he's coming!
We're screwed!
Hi again! It's me, Milford Sass. I don't really know what to say, they didn't give me any lines. Probably something like, "to be continued?" Was that good? Huh? Put the earpiece in? Oh okay! This thing is cool! Do I get a raise?
