Miss Opinionated : Men are from Mars, Women from Venus #1

Apparently Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus

I've talked a-lot about cultural differences between China and the West, and yet another obvious disparity we all encounter everyday, is gender. Apparently, Men are from Mars and Women from Venus..

The last time I checked, Men are from Earth, and so are Women.

In the words of Albert Einstein:

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”
― Albert Einstein

The Toilet

Ah.. the toilet, the source of disputes a many. Whether it's leaving the toilet seat up or leaving it down, why men will fail to aim and women are never to blame. Men and Women can never see eye to eye with respect to matters of the bog. And how could they? Women are stuck waiting in line whilst the Men ensure the flowerbed's are sufficiently "nourished".

You maybe wondering why women dislike men using their toilets, even if it's all private cubicles.. Actually, is it that hard to understand why we don't like urine all over the seats? No, I didn't think so.

Packing for Holiday

Sometimes, being spontaneous and going on holiday in a whim with zero planning is romantic.

Atleast, that's what men seem to think every single time as they pack their suitcases five minutes before leaving!

Is it a crime to take full responsibility over the entire process of going on holiday?

Sometimes I wish I could be carefree and not have to think about what to bring on holiday and just, "go".

But that would make me careless, irresponsible, negligent, lax, lazy, heedless, reckless, slack ... a man.


Spot The Difference

How many times has a girl asked you "Do I look any different today?" and you said something else other than her hair?

Like every time right?

Well guess what, 9 times out of 10, she's giving you body language cues to compliment her on her new haircut. Yes, I know it probably looks exactly the same as the last time you saw her, but the important thing is that it looks different to HER!

Just assume she's talking about her hair, and compliment her on how nice it looks and how it suits her.
Even if she's not talking about her hair, she'll appreciate the compliment!


So, how many times have we made these mis-understandings about gender? Only through gender exchange can we learn more about living in harmony with the opposite sex! Errr that came out wrong, but you know what I mean!

亲爱的Steemit,今天我们来聊一聊男生和女生之间的差距。上厕所的时候,女生很有规律的排队,男生觉得到处都是厕所,你们有没有想过为什么女生不喜欢男生用他们的厕所吗?那我问你,你喜欢你的马桶上有尿吗?收拾行李,有时候没有计划的旅行是很浪漫的,不过女生喜欢准备周到,我有时候也希望刷的一下,摔门度假去了,不过,这样我岂不是就是个男人了?女生们问你,我今天看起来有什么区别,有几次你会回答:头发?没有对不对。那我告诉你,半分之九十九的时候,她是在暗示你她做头发了。我知道对你来说,完全没有区别,但是她花的可不是很少钱,你告诉她,你的头发很好看,很适合你,她就会很开心,就算她当初问你并不是在问你有没有发现她做了头发。所以,我们有几次是误会了性别的问题,我们只能通过性别的交换,我们才可以更理解异性,呵呵。
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