Some people just don't know how to be quiet. Everything they do is noisy, even their eating. This really annoys me especially when I have a newborn.
Do you know how long it took me to get that baby to finally sleep? Of course, you do. But do you care?
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Well, you better because it's taken me months to get the perfect formula. My son had to wear the same socks for weeks to really get the smell into there so that one whiff will knock the baby out for hours. So, you better hope she doesn't wake up or you're NEXT!!
I nominate @barski and @bennettitalia to join #comedyopenmic for next round.