As per usual nothing has been changed in these messages, no grammar or spelling. I keep this account in order to show people what it is like to be online dating in Canada and what some of the weird messages you might get are. This way you can make a decision if you want to go on here. What I have not disclosed and I think is important, is the amount of messages I get from men who thank me for putting up these worst messages on my profile and giving them a good laugh, as well as men sincerely apologizing for other mens behaviour. So there is humour, respect, and clear disrespect going on all at once. It is a microcosm of our society.
1.)Can I spoil you
2.)Booty
3.)Oh baby i love your body
4.)Wana make sum easy cash
5.)Well I don't own my own home but I have a crappy car, and have 5k worth in growing equipment...does that count?
6.)You and me are gonna have houses, cars, servants. We're gonna have so many yachts we'll start calling them "boats" to differentiate ourselves from the nouveaux riches who gauchely call them 'yachts'. How about it?
7.)Hey how's your week been going.? My names mikayla I'm looking for a sexy lady to come have fun with my husband as we have open relationship An I have my side fun at just looking
8.)Heey girl were were you till now!? Universe finally put us together.
9.)I'd pay to see you wear certain clothing.
10.)You look like a girlfriend
11.)Hey how much
12.)How muxxh
13.)Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.
14.)I looking for sex friend and you.
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And there you have it ladies and gentleman. My embarrassment for your knowledge and hopefully a good laugh.
Stay tuned for the next bunch of Worst First Messages.
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