Memoirs of a Demigod

Chapter 1

This very world's at stake/
When this demigod's awake/
Life's an open goal, so I score with every shot I take/
Supreme being, my rendition is ill/
Never lost my temper, just gave it permission to kill/
Attracting force/
Bring your troops and I'm smashing hordes/
Built a fortress dismantling The Thing from Fantastic Four/
As I retort/ manic thoughts/ melting Atlantic shores/
To drown the world, cardiac arrest when Hitler saw what I had in store/
Outsmart Solomon by stating an adage/
Faking an outrage/
I'll beat death while draped with a bandage/
Cerberus couldn't stop me making a passage/
I’ll just bend d Hands of Time and gain the advantage/
Say he's a savage? U3 meets crowds with cheers/
Perhaps it’s clear/ I spit the flow these guys revere/
Recline in chair/ it's incisive here/
The penmanship makes demons in hell shiver in fear/
Classical tunes/
When I rhyme in the booth/
I'll gas a reporter, he'll choke to death while he's grasping the news/
Born ill and deadly/
Wisdom deep and heavy, Tooth Fairy broke his back when he carried the tooth/
Million dollar rhymes, see I got puns for these dummies/
Gold footsteps to give Midas a run for his money/
My shotgun is funny/ bullets make your years dispel/
You get the point, then die laughing like Alex Mitchell/

Chapter 2

Insane reasoning/ as your structure I degrade civilly/
Rape Einstein's corpse, offspring proves the theory of relativity/
Mental gates block thoughts to rip out his lungs/
The reaper's seed dropped/
Sickens me to weed out the lawn/
My insides still burn/
But after the fever is gone/ they can't pass the wall like Attila the Hun/
Despite the form.. I’ll make bridesmaids of the best men/
Depress them/ my pen gives powers... Stan Lee to these Xmen/
Or I'll just dismember/
these core pretenders/
With flaws in gender/ who don’t bring fire to the fight like cocky Benders/
They'll be locked in tethers... combined height won't stack to my face/
Eat all the raps you can place/
Still outrun Lightening with 2 Airbus planes strapped to my waist/
Fly with a big mouth, it’s a bad toucan case/
I'll run pyramid schemes around Tutkan's grave/
Or attack Egypt with killer resolve/
Missiles involved/
Spit acid to hinder the gods/
Inside the vault/ fcking Cleopatra on the sand wit her wig off/
Tinker with words, while we're watching Caesar dissolve/
I'm swift to kill, in an instant he's gone/
like the arms of an autobot/
the hollow shots.../ attract the cops. But fck Magneto, I’ll hold their cars up like an auto shop/
Never dined with the devil, I set the table straight/
Switched Popeye's green, then beat him to vegetable state/
Never lost a debate, even with complete silence/
Lost my silverware once, relieved Poseidon of his trident/
The dude got rabid/ won’t stop ranting/
brought an army of mermen, I led a group of manics/
Realized his move was drastic/
when I pulled odd antics/
invaded his palace and drowned Ariel in a pool of acid/

Chapter 3

Dressed to impress when I wear polar caps/
A sober cat/ with ego so big the shadow went over Mars/
Battle me? A chancy venture/
Free Masons perplexed by my skeletal architecture/
Matching dentures/ to Chiron the mighty centaur/
Live in the minds of greats, so I would hardly rent yours/
My saliva's the base for all the roads in Portland/
Reformed man/
Spoke the future, Nostradamus wrote in shorthand/
Spat flames and left Nidhoggr helpless deformed/
Reckless with words/
Reason why Vikings wore helmets with horns/
The sky weeps as I express these thoughts/
Hold a Siren hostage until the Tempest is gone/
Equipped with ample plans/
To rattle clans/
Pull my cards, and you'll get a monster like Bakugan/
Shady affair how I handle Stans/
To baffle ranks/
Made a war cry then took a piss in d battleground/
Always smiling but the war is real/
Caught Batman and forced him to smile when I cocked the steel/
Made willow a slave when I bought the Will/
Corny skill/ more 'vein in the head' than Adonis feel/
From clubs in Paris to raves in Bangkok/
I'm gauging life's worth/
Struck rock bottom like Old Lady's anchor/
Minds like "Oh they will applaud"/
Cause I smoked Yggdrasil for knowledge Odin gave his eye for/
Stole the Books of Solomon to read the aged text/
Waylaid Seth/
Used the fabric of time to hide my naked flesh/
Spat a volcano after that/.. 'Rings of power' the aftermath/
Led a mass attack/
Looked Sauron eye to eye, left him with cataracts/

Chapter 4

A destroyer, my presence on earth makes the olden gods come/
The lost one/
Convinced my shrink suicide was the only option/
Race against time, on a spiky path/
It’s likely that/
With 'pad fetish in d skies', I get off to a flying start/
The Hybrid that/
Killed Akasha's coven of angry bats/
Expensive hate, was born into gold like a Lannister/
While you imagine that... I’ll just eat Aku/
Find Sister Tabitha and lead her lewd/
I'm a wizard too/
With sicker moves/
Known to 'spark more fights' than Pikachu! /
Sprang from death... In the hanging gardens where only weed grow/
Lonely hero rolling the blow/
Armed with solely ego/
My heart, no pain to feel like a broken window/
So in battles, I'm ready to drop bombs/
Or we can square up to fight like an army of Spongebobs/
With guns drawn/ I’ve left your betters cold/
Foes never know/my brain was the Rosetta Stone!/
Y'all ever slow, so you'll never best this/
Check it/
I've got powers to grant a genie's death wish/
Scaled obstacles to Mount Zion's peak/
Let my ions sync/
Greased my elbow to rule with an Iron Fist/
Coat of Arms I'm willing to try on quick/
I'm like TCM.. On your screen you'll see d Lion Speak! /
Demigod assassin, most would argue elite/
Tongue like a double-edged sword because I'm armed to the teeth/
A man to dare me? Has lost keen insight/
Cut his left so he'll exercise his God given right/
Men cower and hide when the stench of death draws near/
I’ll throw caution to the wind and lose the scent of fear/
Knowledge is power/ I guess the hulk has the mantle/
I jumped the gun.. Just to take a shot at the title/

Chapter 5

King of the beasts, 3 sparrows a side/
Starve lions till they kill their young and swallow their pride/
Break into your home, causing a state of shambles/
Now I've got your ward in my hand like a game of scrabble/
I've faced all battles... Some would say a loud career/
Cause my punches strong enough to break the sound barrier/
To course through life I'm the needed elective/
Spun the earth to look at life from a different perspective/
My descent's selective... Weeding off the weakness/
To stop the sickness/ sheiks seen offering incense/
I’ll leave a Scar on Mufasa/
While I chit chat with loose banter/
In my laziest state still more incredible than Bruce Banner/
Mad state of persistence/ age of extreme strength/
Jumped off Airforce One to change my plane of existence/
They said "he's lost his touch", I heard it and laughed/
Please stand near the alarms/
I'm merely at calm/
Always been the same front to back like "dammit I'm mad"/
So let your thoughts bless me/
pass bills like congress meets/
Once this thug met me/
slit my throat... and blessed his blade with the gift of prophecy/
I'm a complex being/
Tis said the Styx flows inside me/
Muses scrolls residing/
Opponents I've make an art of folding.. Like origami/
I'm from a place where all the ghosts hole in/
Most golden/
that one brave sheep in wolves clothing/
There there's love for the poor.. And the richer will forage/
Memory injections... students kill teachers with knowledge/

Original work by ulqu3

NOTE: This is a repost of my early blog series. I realised that they hardly got even 2 views since I had a newbie reputation.
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