THE MOST EMBARASSING DATE I HAVE EVER HAD 2

Thanks for another opportunity to make an entry in the steem Nigeria contest.

This one happened in January this year. There is this guy I always see in school. He was my senior colleague but he graduated last year. He was still hanging around for his clearance. I think his name is Davis or so. I couldn't even memorize the name because he was damn annoying.

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One day, I saw him in the department as I was coming out, he excused me but I was too busy to wait. He asked for my phone number and I acted a good girl. Gave him the number and went my way. That evening, guy called and we Sha talked. He told me he would be coming to my hostel to see me.

When he came, we went out o. I was not okay walking by him because he was too short, and he wore a big heel foam slippers. He was simply looking like a clown. Lemme just maintain my cool, I said to myself as we were going.

We got to the eatery where we sat. Uncle didn't even ask if I needed anything. All he was saying is that he wants us to know each other better. Lemme just say it the way he said: "Blezin" (pronounced as spelt), I want you to know me better and then I know you better. You come to my house, I come to your house. We know ourselves then we will proceed from there.

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I am just going to be blunt, this guy was talking and some particles were getting out of his mouth. Father Lord, how did I get here. People around us noticed I wasn't even comfortable with the person I was with. He didn't even notice neither did he care. He was still talking.

He asked me to speak, that he has been talking and I haven't said anything. I told him I'd think about all he has said. My guy no gree o.

"There is nothing to think about. You need this. I'm only doing you a favor. Girls have expiry date. Before you know now, you will start running from prayer house to prayer house looking for a.....

Hold it right there, I screamed. What rubbish are you talking about? First off, you ain't doing me any favour neither is that expiry shit for me. Thank you! I'm going.

I really had enough for the day. The things he vomited and the way he was looking, he was so annoying. I left him there and he couldn't say anything. Went back straight to the hostel. I said I will start filtering the dates I'd be going.

He kept calling me so I blocked him. Now, we'd just see each other and pass with just hello and Hi. I've really seen things in this life.

Let me just stop here. Thanks for reading...
I'm your bestie... Blessing Daniels
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