Yes... I know... I said I was finished with this story, but I'm not the type of person to not notice a greedy elephant in my kitchen!
So there's a new Curation Trail in town if any of you Steemians are in the market for selling out! It seems that Steemit will soon have it's very own lobbying sector where we can buy support like slimy politicians. And guess who's blazing this new trail... that's right... @steemauto.app! Yes, that's precisely the account that I proposed be frozen in my post The Death of Steemit's Curation Trails
And guess who was the 1st person enthusiastically eager to join that trail?!
You guessed it again... @steem-supporter!
Wait a minute! Are my eyes playing tricks on me?! The 2nd person who just couldn't wait to join this revolution is none other than @enki! I bet you weren't expecting that, were you. You should never underestimate what a psychopath is capable of doing.
Well, at least the 3rd person in line to join the movement wasn't @xeldal... and that's because @xeldal is a very patient Steemian who decided to wait in line to take the 47th position. He's a humble Whale!
And now our crafty lobbyist is spreading the love to those he is hoping to buy. I'm even on the list of potential candidates for this brand new initiative to make Steemit better than ever. I was given a little taste of what wonderful benefits I could obtain, if only I join the movement. For now, I will have to settle for 1%.
But wow, just imagine if I were to get onboard and join the feeding frenzy; just imagine if that 1% became 100%. Well then I would be doing as well as @steem-supporter
You know what I would do if I were @steem-supporter, I would use that trail to lobby, oops, I mean upvote very important Steemians who have a lot of influence within the Steemit system. Like... I don't know... maybe... @pennsif for example.
No, not a good idea. I seriously doubt that @pennsif is in the market for selling out. But you have to admit that it's a pretty interesting tactic.
But let's get back to that greedy elephant in my kitchen.
For those who are familiar with the Steemit voting system and the 5 minute rule, you will notice that @xedal and @enki are voting at 1m 33s and 2m 09s, respectively. What an absolute flagrant disrespect for these major Steem Stakeholders. Not only are their votes being stolen, but now even their rewards are being siphoned into the pocket of this gluttonous parasite.