This post is written in response to @bamubka's Returning to Childhood Contest.
The tree to the left, the tree to the right,
Which should I wee on, thought Betty McBright.
She'd better wee quick, something's approaching,
A nasty black dragon, slowly encroaching.
"I've wee'd on my leg", cursed Betty McBright,
"What do you want? You gave me a fright!"
"You can't wee there, that trees just for pooing",
"Off you must go, there's trouble a-brewing".
A strange sound had started, Betty ran off,
Something appeared, with a splutter and cough.
"RAAAHHHH!!!" Screamed a pink thing, that rose from the ground.
"Who dares wee on me??? Where can they be found?"
By this time, Betty had stopped in her tracks,
To calm down the pink thing, before it attacks.
"I'm sorry dear friend, for weeing on you",
"Let me come back, I quite need a poo".
As images go, this one won't be seen,
But they all left happy, once Betty had been.
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I've realised I've ignored most of the rules but it's a good story, so I'm not changing it š