If I were the superhero,
what kind of hero would I be?
what kind of hero would I be?
As a small child, I always wanted to be Spiderman. I was catching every single spider hoping one will bite me and I will wake up with some superpowers. Luckily we don't have any dangerous spiders in Poland. If I would try it in Chile or Argentina, where I do live now, I might finish with the superpower of coma or at least huge pain...
As the student, a question about the superpowers was often asked during the parties. Mostly I was answering I wish to be able to be invisible, to cheat on exams and unnoticed adore my crush (yeah, creepy, now I realize), or that I wish to be able to fly. Quite a universal dream, I guess it's a missing of freedom which made me leave the country and start traveling a few years later.
What superhero would I like to be now? What superhero would I really be with my luck and character? Let's try to give it a thought or two:
Superhero I want to be | Superhero I would probably be |
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Muscular, and so sexy that all men and women would feel in love with me | Probably super sexy for the first few months and then I would grow the belly because of pizza eaten each week |
With the great costume and some catchy name, like "Super Papi" | I would prefer to save money, so I'd be in a regular costume. I would be called "Super Papi" by my relatives only, rest would call me "that weirdo in leg warmers". |
Helping the community all the time 24h/7 | Helping the community after waking up, from 11:00 am |
Super strong and intelligent. Like Mr. Fantastic's brain and Shazam power | Strong but afraid of confrontation, intelligent but too shy to express my own opinion |
Knows how to fly | Each time when flies, gets flu because it's too windy |
Knows how to teleport | Easily getting lost without GPS and teleporting in a wrong direction |
Knows how to read the minds | After reading some random minds wishing to not know how to do it anymore |
Thank you for reading,
@papi.mati
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