Hi, my name is Matilda and I have just moved to Duck Ponds Farm. I like it here, we get plenty of fresh grass and a new paddock every couple of days. We even get treated with these delicious little pellets called "Sheep Nuts". Oh my Ram, sheep nuts are the best! I LOVE sheep nuts! You wouldn't happen to have any sheep nuts for me would you?
Oh well.
So anyway, my farmers bought three other Dorper sheep to keep me company, but they chose total mutton heads! Not very bright that bunch, I have to lead them around the farm almost every day. I'd be pulling the wool over your eyes if I said I didn't get a little bored with their company.
Sometimes, when my farmers are distracted on their little Facetagram TwitterTube boxes, I peak through the windows and read their stories without them noticing. That's how I discovered that there's a big, exciting world out there, It's like the biggest paddock there ever was! I'd love to see some of it.
But to do that, I need your help. You see, I'm quite happy here, (have you heard about the Sheep Nuts? I'd sell my fleece to the devil for some of those bad boys.), and a little frightened of crossing the electric fence. I've seen my farmer touch that thing by mistake and I herded some BAAAAAAAD words!
If you could just leave a comment on this post letting me know what part of the world you are from and then resteem this post, I'll be able to cyber-explore the planet. Wouldn't it be fun if I could get to every country there is?
Thank you and good night.
MATILDA
SHEEP NUTS 4 LIFE!!