HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE: RBE RENTAL BY EMPIRE

These spaces are going to sell out quickly!



We have already been flooded with applications for rooms in the indestructable Death Star. Poor Vera just can't keep up. As a result, I have decided to create a RBE (Rental by Empire) listing for the 1138 dwelling units and 327 offices available. The listing will be going live in a couple of days. I wanted to give you, my loyal followers, the first opportunity to rent these dwelling units and offices.

Here are a few of the highlights.



One of our spacious dwelling units. Very sleek and modern. (Princess not included)



Ample parking for all sizes of starships



Infalible Tractor Beam. Great for when the pizza guy can't find your location. If he's close, just reel him in!



One of our many relaxing options after a day of force choking



Banquet hall for all formal occasions



24 hour doormen service



State of the art exercise facilities



Guns. Lots and lots of guns.



Hallways. Miles and miles and miles of endless hallways that seem to lead nowhere



Futuristic analog entertainment centers... with at least 8 bit graphics



Uncovered bottomless shafts for when your boss real pisses you off



Whatever the hell this thing is

Property Type
Dwelling unit

Accommodation Type
Long term rental

Suitability
Smoking allowed (if it's after I cut you down with my lightsaber)

Pets
No Wookies, Ewoks or Gungans

Bedrooms 1 Bedroom, Sleeps 14
1 metal box, lots of floor space

Bathrooms
I wouldn't know. The suit...

Entertainment
Analog monitors
Watching my nimrods train and miss everything they shoot at
Force choking

Attractions
Me

Local Services & Businesses
Fitness Center
Groceries
Coffee Shop
Medical Services
Bar
Banquet facilities

Leisure Activities
Billiards

Location Type
Wherever the hell we want
Beach View (Sometimes)
Beachfront (Sometimes)
Asteroid field created by the debris of a destroyed planet(Sometimes)

General (Veers great job attacking Hoth)
Air Conditioning
Torture droid

Balcony
Oddly enough, yes

Pool
Communal Pool

Location


Pretty much anywhere in the galaxy

Images Credits
20th Century Fox
myfreewallpapers
wired online

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