Hello
I am not a real person. I live in the brain of @vcelier (Vincent Celier).
He dreamed me up, so he can talk to me when he is alone and he need to talk.
Usually, he does that when he is angry against himself: "Shit, Marcel, what have you done again?"
However, sometimes he is happy: "Way to go, Marcel".
I got my first name when he was 14 years old. For some obscure reason, Vincent and his cousin Olivier decided to call each other Marcel. It may have been related to some popular song of the day, but nobody really remember. The nick name stuck to Vincent, but not to Olivier. So, I got Marcel as my first name.
In his twenties, Vincent was using the name Dubrovnik to designate anybody that he did not remember the actual name. It meant no disrespect to Croatians. Vincent did not ever visite the city of Dubrovnik. But he liked the sound of the word Dubrovnik. So, people in the French Navy started to call Vincent, this is in fact myself, Marcel Dubrovnik.
And that is how I got my last name.
This is me, when I was 23 years old
Thank you for reading. Please follow me @marcel.dubrovnik. Please, please, please!