― I'm not a man of wealth or taste.

I'm a Blue Collar Goddess!

I suppose that makes me something of a polymath.
I'll do a bit of a copy/paste from my LinkedIn profile where I manage to define what a Blue Collar Goddess is:
Patchwork Economics Advisor, Radio Show Host, Author, Cat Herder, Psychologist, Nurse, Medical Technician, Seamstress, Chauffeur, Chef, Caterer, Artistic Director, Public Relations, Teacher (K-12), Professor, Doctor of Transdimensional Communication, News Correspondent, Journalist, Mythological Animal Wrangler, Stunt Supervisor, Spiritual Adviser, Event Organizer, Diplomatic Mediator, Research Analyst, Choreographer, Loan Officer, Personal Shopper, Cashier, Waitress, Maid, Miracle Worker ― AKA: Mom (now a Grandma too!)
It is said that one must excel for at least five years in order to be considered an expert in any field.
I am an expert at all of the above.

In my spare time, you can find me at my bohemian eclectic art gallery west of Seattle across the Hood Canal Bridge.

I adore long walks on the beach with my Great Dane. And bacon.
I like bacon.
I often take long walks with bacon.

Get to know me. I would.