After a high-speed chase, a man is stopped by a police officer.

-This is the greatest fun I've had all day! exclaims the officer. If you give me a good excuse, I will not give you a fine.

-Three weeks ago - explains the man-, my wife left me for a policeman. So when I saw you approaching in your car, I thought you were trying to return it to me! HAHA

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