Enjoy this selection of puns.
Puns: a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.
A man running in front of a car, gets tyred; And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted.
War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Broken pencils are pointless.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper’s jammin’ again.
She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
PMS aren’t funny. Period.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.
If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.
In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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