Disclaimer.-

Before you read the following post, know that this is meant as a mental experiment, and as an experiment only. If there are any similarities between the fictional character talking on the phone and someone in real life its complete coincidence.



If you are sitting there scratching your head wondering why I even write these things, I can only tell you that they nothing more than practices in perspective. I happen to believe that to understand a problem, specially of the social nature, we must attempt to submerge ourselves at least momentarily into the minds of those who we believe are perpetuating the problem.

Starting Simulation

Phone rings...

Hey Dude, saw your message man... I woke up this morning super confused, you have no idea. I'm sitting there at the edge of my bed looking around my room and I'm wondering if everything is OK with me, if I'm feeling well. All of the sudden I started to panic a little bit, I could not find my phone anywhere around me. I'm thinking to myself "WHO DA HELL TOOK MY PHONE?" and right when I was about to shove the cat who was sleeping peacefully next to me onto the floor, there it was, next to my shoe.

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I'm like, My facebook bro! have not checked the whole time I've been sleeping. I got to check it right now, I had to use the bathroom, but it couldn't wait you know, not after what Josh shared the other day on my timeline. Did you see it? I unfriended him of course.... I'm not gonna put up with that, he can do it in his timeline if he wants to, but I still unfriended him, he is so dense and intolerant, I can't stand the guy anymore.

BTW Did you see the new thing about trump last night? OMG I know, the dude is a complete moron, he was like saying things that he had said before were not even true, that's so stupid, that is why we are going to die soon, I swear. We are totally gonna end up nuking Somalia or something very soon..... Well not Somalia, but one of those countries from the middle east or something..... Well From the middle east, man... Why are you being so passive aggressive today, you got the micro aggression on fifth gear or something...

Listen I was meaning to ask you the other day, but you were completely doing your own thing and I was not about to kill the vibe... Did you and Stace hook up? .... I was totally gonna hook up with her before, but I'm thinking that it would not work out anyways, she's like a total prude... Well, turns out her parents are super religious, so she wants to be safe about everything... and I mean everything... She would not even take a drink from me... It's not like I would do something to her, I'm got game I don't need that crap, you know I got game.

I'm supposed to work today... arggghhhh... I hate it so much, my manager is a complete asshole, he wont let me take any smoke breaks anymore... Well I can have 5 tops, but that complete BS because I need way more than that in a day, I get stressed out and when I get stressed out I can't do my job, he is totally shooting himself in the foot there. Dude can be a total Hitler, I can't wait to quit, I hate it there.

Well you got the cool job bro, you get to just chill and not do shit, that's awesome! I wish I got paid to not do shit.... Nah dude, don't let them boss you around like that, they agreed to your schedule back in summer. Well, I know, but the thing of it is, we got shit to do man... You wanna be like your boss, get old and have like a stupid life? Nah man... we better than that, just look at us.... We got talent, I'm totally gonna learn to DJ n shit and make a ton of money, you watch...

Are you serious? Are you really gonna go to college????? WHAT FOR??? WHAT FOR?? Dude... I mean.... I guess man, if you can get that money like that... Are you serious? How much? faaaark man... you get to use 3k a month for whatever you want? ..... HAHAHAHA now I'm thinking I should get to college too... Well, I'm not gonna study that crap, numbers are stupid and don't apply to shit.... we got cellphones now, don't gotta learn all that crap...

Cool man... Well, I'll catch you on the flipside then, I think today Ima go register to vote n shit... Why? Because its my duty man... I got my rights bro, you do too you gotta stay informed... you gotta know whats up!!! Dude, you gotta watch some videos man, I'm gonna send you some shit, its gonna blow your mind man... the game is rigged, we gotta bring those idiots down man... they wanna enslave us, shit man... they are already doing it... look at you man... you gonna go to college, you becoming what they want!!!

Alright man... no, I mean sorry bro... its cool man... sure... talk to you later... yeah...

End of Simulation

Footnotes & Closing thoughts

Funny enough writing this crazy experiment thing, because I don't know what else to call them, both frustrated me and made me feel better, go figure. No millennials were harmed in the making of this post.

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