Deeper intimate levels include hilarity of course, of which you are a Master of, I see.
That being said...(foreshadowing)
This Bitch is crazy,.....too
Find @MrWang's original post here
In reference to your serious application
I give you my serious reply
SEC. I Applicant Info
First Name: Birdie
Last Name: Wonder
Steemit Username: Robyn of Eggs
Snapchat: birdiewonder420
Email: birdiewonder420 g male
Kids: Yes, ages 1-92 (12 total)
City: PDX
State: Jefferson
Favorite Sport: Yours, also the sexlypmics
SEC. Ia Former Lovers
(2) Ex-Husbands, Christ Ian (Burningin, Hell) and Say Tan (Birmingham, AL)
What do I like best about you? You are funny, sensitive, and in tune with your emotions. Also the possibly of self-discipline exists because you an actor. You cherish intimacy. You make your needs known. You admit your weaknesses. Your facial hair isn't bad, either. Oh, and your graphic art skillz. :-)
SEC. II Appearance
Hair: Red
Height: 5'4" - 5'9"
Weight: <150
Body Type: Shogun Gunner
SEC. III Sentences
- My favorite movies are in my bedroom camcorder.
- On our first date you can take me to a bar.
- N/A
- I am easily manipulated because of my all of the above (but not really)(maybe)(shit idk).
- My father will not hassle you because he is dead.
- My undergarments are usually cotton panties.
real photo of my underwear n shit by @nabiscojones
- I preform oral sex on the first date eagerly (with my mouth hanging open pretending on skype).
- If I were an animal I'd be a fox having sex with a mink having sex with a whale.
SEC. IV Hygiene
Shower schedule: non-existent
Does your bathroom have a window? No
N/A
N/A
SEC V Signature
(Birdie Wonder: retains all rights as a chimpanzee of the Unites States; has never been employed by activists; breasts are real; is unable to create a second steemit user account, namely "@usernameiswithmrwang" due to her ongoing strenuous workload)
