Honest, up-close, and personal: My dating app for @MrWang

Deeper intimate levels include hilarity of course, of which you are a Master of, I see.

That being said...(foreshadowing)
This Bitch is crazy,.....too

Find @MrWang's original post here

In reference to your serious application

I give you my serious reply

SEC. I Applicant Info

First Name: Birdie
Last Name: Wonder
Steemit Username: Robyn of Eggs
Snapchat: birdiewonder420
Email: birdiewonder420 g male
Kids: Yes, ages 1-92 (12 total)
City: PDX
State: Jefferson
Favorite Sport: Yours, also the sexlypmics

SEC. Ia Former Lovers

(2) Ex-Husbands, Christ Ian (Burningin, Hell) and Say Tan (Birmingham, AL)
What do I like best about you? You are funny, sensitive, and in tune with your emotions. Also the possibly of self-discipline exists because you an actor. You cherish intimacy. You make your needs known. You admit your weaknesses. Your facial hair isn't bad, either. Oh, and your graphic art skillz. :-)

SEC. II Appearance

Hair: Red
Height: 5'4" - 5'9"
Weight: <150
Body Type: Shogun Gunner

SEC. III Sentences

  1. My favorite movies are in my bedroom camcorder.
  2. On our first date you can take me to a bar.
  3. N/A
  4. I am easily manipulated because of my all of the above (but not really)(maybe)(shit idk).
  5. My father will not hassle you because he is dead.
  6. My undergarments are usually cotton panties.

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real photo of my underwear n shit by @nabiscojones

  1. I preform oral sex on the first date eagerly (with my mouth hanging open pretending on skype).
  2. If I were an animal I'd be a fox having sex with a mink having sex with a whale.

SEC. IV Hygiene

Shower schedule: non-existent
Does your bathroom have a window? No
N/A
N/A

SEC V Signature

(Birdie Wonder: retains all rights as a chimpanzee of the Unites States; has never been employed by activists; breasts are real; is unable to create a second steemit user account, namely "@usernameiswithmrwang" due to her ongoing strenuous workload)

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