The Great Sammo Night
So, I'm just minding my own business on Steem tonight, when I think, Hey, I should pop on over to MSP, see what's going on there.
Seems like a normal enough thing to do right? Well, was I in for a surprise when I arrived!
First thing I noticed... Sammos as far as the eye can see. I look left, there's a Sammo, to my right, another Sammo! I was surrounded.
I decided to wade into this mess only to discover, I was no longer mk40! I had become Not Sammo!!! The shame I felt, indescribable.
It was at that moment they attacked! I was being hit with Sammo Steemes left and right! They were coming one after the other, there was no stopping them!
I wasn't sure what to do at this point. My head was spinning, I was sitting thinking to myself...
But then came another volley of Steemes!
Meanwhile, Sammo was sitting there loving the power he now had...
It was all too much for me, I couldn't take much more before I became Sammo myself...then finally, the tide started to turn.
I was finally rescued from a lifetime a Sammo-ness by Shane...his return saved MSP from The Great Sammo Night...
It was just in time too...turns out the real Sammo couldn't handle this new cult of his, he nearly died of laughter! Travelnurse was on the job though so I think we would have been ok.
And that my friends is how The Great Sammo Night of 2017 happened...
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Big thanks to @sammosk, @sircork, @soundwavesphoton, @stitchybitch, @discordiant, @travelnurse, and @wandergirl for all the laughs tonight. I haven't gotten an ab workout like that in years!