It worked, I have proven Steem as a legitimate currency :P
^(turns out they are time travellers, 2017?, my bad lol.)
I arrived at the pizza shop to find two gallant men awaiting me, pizza in hand!
I fell to my knees, tears in my eyes overtaken with joy, I looked up at them sincerely.
"Oh great pizza gods, how may I repay you?" ma3 asked,
"Nothing, just doing our job." they responded, seemingly alarmed by the weeping man.
"I-I know come to Steemit and I will power you up!"
They simply shrugged, handed him the pizza and went back to work.
I then left, eager to get home and gaze upon this Steemy marvel.
By the gods, that is truly a pizza worth of being Steems first!
(incase you're wondering : The Gluttony: Onion, Garlic, Salami, Ham, Mushroom, Pineapple, Capsicum, Tomato, Bacon, Black Pepper. Made with 100% free range ingredients.)
Now if you don't mind, I got some eating to do.
(probably some gym work too...look at dat gut!)
Thanks for reading everyone!, tune in daily for my experiences living on Steem alone!
and a special thank you to @daenerys for the pizza ;)