I'm sure y'all noticed. Facebook ain't what is used to be.
Here's my latest song, performed on the ground in the woods.
It's called There's Nothing Good on Facebook Anymore. I hope you like it. It's a little sad. I'm just warning you, cause if you cry, people around you might think you're a wiener. Anyway, here it is in its world debut!
Lyrics
There's nothing good on Facebook anymore,
Older friends and newer trends have got me pretty sore,
Being in touch is oh so much of what I used to adore,
But there's nothing good on Facebook anymore.
There's nothing good on Facebook these days,
Back in the day, it would get you laid, but I guess that was just a phase,
Cause now it's just a playground where your fat aunt Debbie plays,
There's nothing good on Facebook these days.
There's nothing good on Facebook, don't you know,
It used to be so cutesy, tell me, where'd the kittens go?
Endless memes and broken dreams have made a bigger show,
There's nothing good on Facebook, don't you know.
There's nothing good on Facebook, can't you see,
Where your very best gets you no less than popularity,
And no one takes a profit, 'cept for old Mark Zucker-B,
There's nothing good on Facebook, can't you see.