Satirical Poem Contest Nihilistic Rainbow #2 - The Philosophy Of Showering

Another round of the contest Nihilistic Rainbow is starting. Your chance to write some funny stuff and win some sweet SBDs. This weeks topic is: The philosophy of showering. All you need to do for it: Take a shower and write a satirical poem about what is happening there, and what is going on in your head in this holy place. And check out the rules:

RULES:
-write a satirical poem about the topic of the week
-8 lines minimum
-32 lines maximum
-the poem can rhyme, but doesn't have to
-no racism, nationalism, sexism, homophobia, etc.
-you have time to submit until this post is paid out (January 09 2018)
-use the tag #nihilisticrainbow as the main tag
-put a link to your post into the comments
-voluntary: resteem this post

PRIZES:
-1st 3 SBD
-2nd 2 SBD
-3rd 1 SBD

Topic of the week: The Philosophy Of Showering

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