Ode to "A Broken Lawn Chair"

Thanks @japhofin8or for your inspiration. This is a great contest to host, what a great idea! Find the original post HERE.

The rules here are simple:

1 - I will choose the subject matter.
2 - You will write a tribute piece to that subject.
3- The subject MUST be the focus of your poem.
4 - Use #odechallenge as your first tag so that it
is submitted for consideration.
5 - Post a link to your poem in the comments of
this post.

My official entry:

oh lawn chair
broken and amiss
won't you covet me like I covet you
and tell me of your miss
it was like chalk in the dark
a white against the night
a slippery gooey substance
not to be missed on sight
this image I imagined her in
your miss, oh broken lawn chair knight
if only we could discover we were kin
and live on forever as a kite in the wind
a family house
so unique -
a proud house,
mystique
a questioning house
of drunken debauchery...
a luring, lucid, sudden reason
to rid the world of sizeable treason
wont you tell me of her, finally
for I am questioning if she's even a she...
how do lawn-chairs breed???

(Photo info: 500 × 375 "Broken Lawn Chair" by folegattiadvocacia.com.br)