ok so a couple weeks ago i was strumming the gambler while watching world crypto network and well it just started flowing from there. I finally came up with a final copy and so here I present to you a brand new original spoof song
"The Trader" by Aaron M Daley
LYRICS:
In a Net Cafe last Summer, trackin' a coin bound for nowhere,
I met up with The Trader, We were both to wired to sleep,
so we took turns a starin at our charts and their predictions,
till the troll box overtook us, he began to speak
He said son i made a life out of readin Ichimoku,
By knowing where to buy in on a fluctuating support line
by the look on your face I can see you bought the top of Ripple
For a taste of your cold Latte, I'll give you some advice
So i handed him my bottle and sipped down my last swallow,
Then he plugged his Twitter, and he asked me for a like
Then the room got deadly quiet, his emoji lost all expression
He said if you're gonna be trading bitcoin,
you better learn to trade it High!!!
Cause you got to know when to HODL (when to HODL)
And never give in to FOMO (say No to FOMO)
Train yourself to sell the highs
and always buy the lows
You never leave your Satoshi's
on an exchange while you're sleeping
If you don't keep keep them in a Trezor
you never know where they might go
Every day trader knows, that secret to survivin
is knowing when buy in, and knowing when Flee
'Cause every trade's a winner, and every trade's a loser
If you don't panic sell the bottom, you might 10X every week
When he finished speakin', he dumped half his reddcoin
Spent it all dogecoin, than sent out one last tweet
and in a Korean market, he did far better then break even
and in his final tweet I found, a trading tip that I could keep
Ya you got to know when to HODL (when to HODL)
and never give in to FOMO (say No to FOMO)
train yourself to sell the highs
and always buy the lows
You never leave your Satoshi's
on an exchange while you're sleeping
If you don't keep keep 'em in a trezor
you never know, where they might go
