Hey again everyone, this is my submission for Week 70 of open mic. This is another one I wrote while livestreaming on Periscope. I hope you enjoy it!
I just wanted to say thanks
For being good enough for my spankbank
I just wanted to say, cool
For being the girl that I like to drool over
But the only thing I think is weird
Is the fact that you - have a beard
And the only thing I can't understand
Is why on earth do you, have manhands
I can't stand the sight of those manhads!
When we go out onto our first date
I find myself in a strange mental state
As there is one thing keeping me, annoyed
The sound of your unusually deep voice (HEY COLIN THANKS FOR PICKING ME UP)
But I can look right on past all of that
Even the massive bulge from in your lap
The only thing that I cant understand
Is the fact that you...have manhands
I cant stand the sight of those manhands!
A bj is just fine
A handjob, not so much
But maybe it can work
I find I like you a lot
Maybe you do me
Maybe I do you
Just keep those big hands off
I'll put mine on you
Cuz even with your big manhands it
Seems like you can understand the
Pain that's been inside my heart with
You I'll take another start
Cuz even with your big manhands it
Seems like you can understand the
Pain that's been inside my heart with
You I'll take another start
Cuz even with
Even with
Even with
Even with your big
Manhands
I cant the sight of those manhands
But maybe we can work around those
Manhands